Steven Colbert reports on bears

I'm still recovering from South Park's terrorist attack on imagination, and I find myself under a blanket watching The Colbert Report.

Though still dazed, I notice Steven lose control as his prop blender fails to function as planned (shredding a Berenstain Bears book along with some fruit, which I guess he was then gonna drink). I don't want to say I don't like having fake news anchors cuss, but Jon Stewart doesn't loses his composure/character as often as Steven does. And, I still like The Daily Show better than this show.

Steadily losing grip of reality, the next thing I see is Steven in an interview with Gary Kasparov. Apparently they are both running for president, and neither has a chance in hell of winning. Kasparov, who is plugging his book which analogizes chess to life, describes the voting in Russia as:

"... we have two boxes [in Russia]. One says Putin. The other says shredder."

ahahahahaha

It's funny 'cause they don't have freedom.

ahahahaha

aaaaahhhhh

I feel a little bad.

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